Friday, June 10, 2011

The Pill.

Did you know that women are attracted to different kinds of men while on birth control than while not?  So, if a woman stops taking the pill while dating someone they met on the pill, the woman may not be attracted to that person anymore.  

True story. 

As if I needed more incentive not to take this little daily circular millimeter of drama inducement anyway. 


Also, it's making me gain weight in a very obvious way now AND it's making my boobs bigger.  Which is completely unnecessary.  


I quit.



**Edit**


I just found this article about a male birth control injection.


Yes, please.


Because it's 100% effective, and I don't have to remember to take it. 

6 comments:

  1. I say yes please to this injection as well.
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  2. If there is no profit, then the drug companies will show little interest in this new innovation of medicine. I just always wonder if there are side effects to these wonder drugs. What if it turns out that my balls will fall off in 20 years after I take this drug? A polymer in my ball sack, doesn't sound that attractive. It is entirely possible that I might change my mind about children as well. I would then want the process reversed, so my special men, I mean specimens, my sperm could do their job and find that egg. I will admit, worry free sex would be awesome in a monogamous relationship.

    I think all birth control would have some negative side effects. You would certainly know better than I would. ;) Weight gain :(.... but bigger boobies. :) Eh maybe, they could turn into giant saggy flap jacks, which would be sad. :( Mmm Flap Jacks... no no I am talking about pancakes with butter and syrup for breakfast. :)

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  3. Penetrative sex is for humans who want to breed. Just find a guy who will go down on you and come your boobs.

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  4. @Elliot-- Thanks! Sounds too good to be true, right?

    @Anonymous-- That's pretty much the major problem with it. The article says that the process is completely reversible with a couple more shots. While it seems completely unlikely to me that your balls would fall off, I wouldn't be too surprised if they just shriveled up like a couple of raisins. I'm just really a fan of the idea of not having to pump my body full of crazy lady hormones.

    I'm sorry to disappoint you, but bigger boobs are not an upside in my case. And it has nothing at all to do with them being either flappy or saggy.

    @Bananas-- ...Um... No.

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  5. I remember watching a whooole special on the link of smell to genetics and sex.

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  6. I find that particular subject extremely interesting. I wonder what kind of smells I'm attracted to... Original Old Spice deodorant and Kenneth Cole Black?

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