Have you ever heard of a "female urination device"?
Yeah, I hadn't either.
In case you're curious, it's basically a little silicone funnel ladies can use to pee standing up. Which could be completely awesome for same two reasons I pretty much refuse to pee outside (unless I'm drunk on the beach, apparently). 1) I ALWAYS get raped by nature. Even if there is no grass in sight, the second I squat down, one blade of grass will instantly pop up. And it will always, always be dangerously close to my cooch for absolutely no reason. Nature can be so stupid. 2) Downhill is never behind me, where my shoes are not.
If I had been, like, seven when I learned about this contraption, I would have been using it for the last 17 years (I suddenly feel old... Eeep). Since I was actually 23, it just strikes me as weird.
Not saying I wouldn't use it.
Just saying you might have to give me some champagne first.