I am currently in the throes of the worst allergies I've ever had.
Thank you, Modesto, you sadistic son-of-a-bitch.
My right eye is red and irritated. My entire face itches. I'm not wearing any makeup. My nose is running (part of that is the remainder of last weeks' cold, though).
I took an allergy pill when I got up, so I hate to think of the tortures I'd be experiencing if I hadn't thought to do that.
I am not pleased.