When I started this blog I wanted to tell funny stories from my life and have a place where I was allowed to be blatant and crass without consequence. Well, minimal consequence. Basically, I wanted a creative outlet and somewhere that I could write how I wanted and be entertaining without people criticizing me for grossly oversharing or turning everything into a double entendre.
Somehow this has instead turned into a place where I vent out all of my feelings, good or bad. It's turned into where I word vomit everything about my relationships. That's fine, I guess, because I need that outlet. But that's not really what I wanted. I don't feel entertaining anymore.
I don't like that feeling.
Complaining about school, fine. Family, fine. Roommates, fine. I just don't want my love life to be the main focus of this blog anymore. Let's face it, this isn't Bunny's Barrage of Lovey-Dovey Bullshit Blog About How Much She Loves Her Boyfriend. This is supposed to be a blog about how I'm a terrible person and kind of a dick.
But, alas, I know I can't write about him because I spend at least half of my life with him now. So, in the spirit of new beginnings, how about sort of a compromise.
I stop being so fucking boring. But I don't stop mentioning Yoshi. Because we're hilarious. And you should know that.
Ever since we had this conversation, I can't think about men's locker rooms without picturing awkward dude-on-dude massages and naked homoerotic towel whippings.
The funny thing is that when I he sent me these messages I laughed for minute before I realized that "Duck-Duck-Dick" can't be a song. There is no song to "Duck-Duck-Goose". So, what's that about? Is it a game? Did they make up a song? If there is a song, can I hear it? Why am I taking a joke situation this far?
Maybe if I ask him about it he'll make up a song for me.
...I must ask.